That Pantless Life

My (uncensored) self-introduction

My very first blog, and it feels right to do a self-introduction.  Firstly,  you might be thinking, “Don’t you already have a blog?”.  Yes, I do.  I have a business blog where I can’t necessarily fully speak my mind and say the shit that I want to say, so I created this one.  I still intend to upkeep the business blog, and if that is more your thing then you can go check out my very PG-rated self-introduction here.  And if you want the explicit version read on, because I’m oh so excited to unleash my fully uncensored, fully pantless-self to the internet!

What is with the pantlessness?

Fuck pants.  They are the bane of my existence.   This is one of the reasons why I’ve made it my goal to work from home and wear uncomfortable pants as infrequently as possible.

I basically blog and get all of my ideas right here in bed.  So there’s going to be a lot of this.

My Foodie Life

My existence as a foodie started accidentally when I worked at a call center. I got so good at multi-tasking at my job that I soon learned how to do my job, eat and write food reviews on my Blackberry throughout my shift.  I ended up with over 300+ reviews on Yelp.  Yelp started inviting me to events and then sometimes when I am lucky I also get invited to private events too.

I’ve found out that there’s quite a bit of drama behind these food events.  The behind-the-scenes action is sometimes even juicier than the food.  I plan to cover some of this in my blog.


I really know shit all about fashion.  It doesn’t mean I don’t try sometimes though.  When I say that I’m going to be covering fashion, I’ll probably be covering my fashion mishaps.  One time I purchased a dress from the internet.  It was a wrinkled piece of fabric that somewhat resembled what it’s supposed to look like.  I even steamed it, but it didn’t help too much.  So, I bumped into my neighbourhood dog walker and had a ten minute conversation with him before I noticed that the halter part of this dress had completely untied.  The dog walker was an older gentleman who kindly pointed it out to me.  I kept my cool on the outside, and proceeded to retie my top while on the inside I was mortified!  He commended me for handling the situation very well, so I guess I got that going for me.

Dating, travel and lifestyle

Ah, my dating life is a disaster.  But it’s an entertaining disaster nonetheless.  I’m not going to spoil the fun here in my introduction, but for a glimpse of my sense of humour you can check out my 2019 Valentine’s day IG story.

I also have some hilarious stories about incompatible travel companions.

Why subscribe to my blog?

What other blogger is going to take their pants off (literally) and bare their imperfections in a way that will make you feel better about your own life?  I’m not going to tell  you how to do your morning routine or how to dress, but you can be sure to get a laugh out of my daily blunders.

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